Your MVP Isn't a Product. It's a Cry For Help.

You've launched. Congrats. Now fix what's broken, kill what's useless, and find the signal in all that noise. Your retention depends on it.

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What You Get

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Kill This. Now.

Features that confuse users and tank conversion. Not everything you built deserves to live.

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Fix This Next.

The one critical fix that moves the needle. Stop the tinkering. Focus here.

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What's Working.

The gold you're sitting on (and probably ignoring). Double down where users already love you.

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Founder Takeaway.

No "maybe try this." A tactical, prioritized roadmap that fixes your retention, fast.

Why It Works

Because every founder is too close to their product. You're emotionally invested. You see the sweat, the late nights. I see the user journey, the friction, the dead ends.

You need outside eyes that aren't afraid to say:

"Kill it. Burn it. Never speak of it again."

And then show you what to build instead. This isn't about tearing you down; it's about building your product up, the right way. Clarity over complexity. Always.

This Is For You If...

Post-MVP, Pre-Chaos

Launched, got some users, now what? Your retention is leaky and engagement is "meh" at best.

Feature Graveyard

Your roadmap is a wish list, not a strategy. You're shipping features, users are shipping out.

Ready for Truth Serum

Need someone to call BS and give you the unvarnished truth? Your mom won't. Your investors can't. I will.

"You don't have a product problem. You have a prioritization problem."

Your Excuses, Answered

Quick Teardown: 30-min call, straight-to-the-point summary in 24hrs.

Deep Dive: 60-min call, detailed, actionable plan in 48hrs. No fluff, just facts and a roadmap to fix your shit.

Perfect. Less scar tissue to cut through. Best time for this is post-MVP, you've got *some* users, but you're already seeing the cracks. Fix it before you waste more runway.

B2B SaaS, consumer apps. If user experience and retention are your lifeblood, I'm your guy. If you sell artisanal goat cheese online, probably not. (Unless your cheese app has terrible onboarding.)

When I see a product with real potential, I'll sometimes trade equity for ongoing strategy. It means I believe in what you're building and want skin in the game. Usually 1-3% for founders who are solving problems I deeply care about.

Honest, yes. Brutally so. Harsh? Only if your product (or ego) can't handle the truth. My goal isn't to make you feel bad; it's to make your product *not bad*. Fast. If you want a cheerleader, call your mom.

Stop guessing. Start fixing.

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